Funny Folk Songs with a HEE HAW Theme

A question from Beth:

“Ann,

I was hoping you could give me a few suggestions on some fun folk songs.

My family is having a reunion where we have a theme. One year it was ‘O Brother, Where Art Thou’ and this year it is HEE HAW. I have planned a funny skit for my cousin and I to do, and I would like to find an old folk song about not getting married or looking for love. It should be on the funny side not serious. Can you help?

Sincerely,
Beth Griffin”

So, can y’all help Beth out with her HEE HAW request? I know you can!